That’s what I keep telling him! His wife keeps him grounded, and me spoiled, though. She’s the one who picks the perfumes. He has no nose.
So that is why they apologize when they bring gifts! For being a spoiled American, of course! I love gifts, and India is so dusty, everything needs enough washing to get done to the death. You should see the Nine West bag on the clothesline.
This is something I wrote about my husband and brother, and it was published (with hardly any editing), by Melissa Speed. So you can probably read it safely without breaking any of your promises to yourself!
I wish you had a publication. Then you could edit me. You sound like you know your English.